Category: Soccer

French Soccer Ref Loses His Mind After Getting Accidentally Tripped By Player

Photo credit: David Vincent/APBecause soccer referees need to be in the thick of the action, every now and then they will be inadvertently tripped up or bowled over by a…

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On Soccer: Liverpool Beats Manchester City but Barely Dents Its Invincible Aura

In those 10 minutes at Anfield, at least one of those questions was answered. Despite a late rally — goals from Bernardo Silva and Ilkay Gundogan closing the gap to…

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Manchester United Need To Stay The Fuck Away From Our Wonderteen

The good thing about having one of the soccer world’s most coveted young attacking prospects is that the eyes of the game’s biggest clubs will be focused on the kid,…

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These Japanese Kids Suck So Hard At Soccer That Not Even 100 Of Them Can Beat Three Pros

Last time the youth of Japan were given an opportunity to demonstrate their sporting acumen in the whimsical world of Japanese game shows, 55 children tried and failed to best…

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Romelu Lukaku Did Not Leave Everton Because Of “Voodoo”

Farhad Moshiri, the majority shareholder of Everton, took some time at a shareholders’ meeting yesterday to explain, according to him, why his club could not convince former Toffee and current…

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Christine Sinclair clarifies response to Herdman’s move

Canadian captain Christine Sinclair clarified her response to John Herdman leaving the women's national soccer team for the men's squad in a tweet on Tuesday night.

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May All Your Failures End Up As Serendipitously As This Soccer Coach’s Attempt To Lean Against A Fence

I don’t think I’ve ever done anything on purpose with the poise and commitment that Marius Sumudica, manager of the Turkish soccer team Kayserispor, brings to playing off this accidental…

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Coach Herdman’s challenge now is to work magic with the Canadian men

After reviving the women's team, which flamed out in spectacular fashion to finish last at the 2011 World Cup, John Herdman faces an even tougher challenge in resuscitating a moribund…

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Liverpool Mayor Writes Nutty Letter To The FA Calling For Investigation Of Ross Barkley Transfer

Joe Anderson is the mayor of Liverpool. He is also a diehard and delusional Everton fan. It is presumably this mix of a mayor’s political sway and a fan’s righteous…

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Decorated women’s coach John Herdman takes over Canadian men’s soccer program

John Herdman, who led Canada's women's soccer team to back-to-back Olympic bronze medals, is taking over the Canadian men's program.

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