Category: Fails

Fox News Buried Story of Trump’s Affair with Porn Star Stormy Daniels Before the Election

nother day, another way Trump and Fox News are colluding to bring down the United States of America. After employees of Fox News basically admitted that the network is state-run…

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said Donald Trump Can’t Be Racist Because He Had a TV Show

arah Huckabee Sanders and I? We're tight at this point. This is article numero seven I've written about her flub ups, straight-up lies, homemade pecan pie wars, and other ridiculous things…

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‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Author Margaret Atwood Slammed for Essay Asking ‘Am I a Bad Feminist?’

he Handmaid's Tale is a book and a television show about the dangers of uber-patriarchal societies. Margaret Atwood wrote the novel in 1985, and it immediately entered the literary canon as…

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I Was Trapped in a Full Elevator 47 Stories up at the Biggest Tech Show of the Year

aily interaction with technology is inevitable in this world.  Sure, Siri still seems to barely understand what you’re asking of it, and driverless cars feel like they’ll always be “five…

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We Need to Stop Nominating Sexual Predators Like James Franco for Awards

ward season has descended upon us and with it an amplified discussion of the #MeToo movement and the Time's Up legal defense fund for victims of sexual harassment and assault. Men…

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Trump Is Bragging About Selling a Fighter Jet That Only Exists in a Video Game

eave it to the President of the United States to conflate real military assets with ones that are only available in a video game. Of course he did that. There's…

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Apparently Disagrees With Oprah’s Nonexistent ‘Political Policies’

an, I'd feel really bad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders if she wasn't a straight puppet of the Trump administration. She just messes up so darn much! Her latest gaffe came…

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Hair Nails Are Here and They Will Give You Nightmares

o far in 2017, the standout beauty trends have all had one major thing in common: they're all really, really weird. So weird, in fact, that they could all be…

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Topshop’s ‘Fake News’ Jeans Are Now a Very Real Laughing Stock

here are so many things we should not do these days, and chief among them is encourage Donald Trump and his wackadoo ways in any way, shape, or form. One…

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Donald Trump — Sworn Enemy of #TakeAKnee — Doesn’t Know the Words to the National Anthem

his is rich, folks. Not surprising, not shocking, but disturbing and unacceptable in so many ways. Donald Trump attended the NCAA College Football Championship game on Monday night and proved (yet…

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