emember back when you were young and you spent hours dreaming about what your wedding would be like? You might have had everything from the colors to the flowers to the music picked out from a very young age. It was so fun to imagine what dress you would wear as you walked down the aisle to your happily ever after.
…And then you got married. Somehow, you didn’t spend much time imagining what life would be like after you tied the knot.
Being married is totally great! But it’s also full of hilarious surprises and disagreements about things you never thought it was even possible to disagree about. (For instance, my husband and I have an ongoing debate about whether macaroni and cheese tastes better when the noodles are fun shapes — which it totally does, obvs).
The following tweets perfectly capture exactly what it’s like to be married.
Imagine an entire night spent actually sleeping instead of fighting over blankets or being woken up by snoring.
That’s the stuff dreams are made of.
How about Bark Twain? Brad Pitbull? Snoop Dog?
Come on! Leonardo DiCATprio needs a buddy!
Honestly, you can’t even really be mad at this guy.
Pandas are notoriously hard to find!
This one hits too close to home.
Is there a specific kind of colorblindness that only affects men with beards?
You know what you have to do, right?
Get him to fall asleep on the couch.