et’s clear one thing up — newborns are kinda gross, okay? Not YOUR precious little bundle of joy (of course), but all of the other ones.
Sure, they’re just tiny humans (that happen to look just look like little aliens or Yoda), but they can also look like lots of other less cuddly things too, according to Twitter.
A common comparison we see is the ol’ “naked mole rat” one.
But that’s not enough. Much like a mole rat, we need to go deeper.
Everyone seems to think that newborn babies look like other animals.
But I’ll give you that one — they kind of do look like turtles. Especially when they’re all bundled in their blankets and their neck disappears.
Twitterers even compared newborns to fictional animals.
Including the fearsome Alaskan Bull Worm of Bikini Bottom fame.
AGH! My eyes!
He’s not wrong, but wow is that unpleasant to look at. Moving on. Quickly.
It seems like some people have a weird repressed fear of newborn babies.
Or at least these last couple of fellas do. I don’t know what newborns you’re looking at, but they might not be human if they look like that.
Babies look like they’re drunk.
Drooling, babbling uncontrollably, and unable to hold their own head up…
…are we describing a newborn or a drunk dude?