Amazon feels like a magical land where all of your wildest and most bizarre dreams can come true. The power to buy anything with one click is how I once ended up with a 1kg bag of sour gummy worms (and you can, too… I’ll just leave the link here). My coworkers have made similar strange purchases, like a giant plush corgi and an endless supply of tampons.
But, Amazon isn’t just good for buying things you do and don’t need in bulk. It’s also essentially an online
sex toy shop you never knew existed. But, the problem with Amazon’s endless options is that it can be almost impossible to wade through them. The dildos and vibrators category on Amazon, for example, consists of 400 pages.
So, I combed through the Amazon trenches for you, and found some incredible toys all available on Amazon Prime. Act now, and you can have these vibrators, dildos,
butt plugs, and strap-ons in your hand in two days. A dream come true? I think so.
At Refinery29, we’re here to help you navigate this overwhelming world of stuff. All of our market picks are independently selected and curated by the editorial team. All product details reflect the price and availability at the time of publication. If you buy something we link to on our site, Refinery29 may earn commission.
Wireless Wand Massager
This highly-reviewed Amazon wireless massager boasts a near-perfect star rating, so you can shop with confidence knowing that this tiny-but-mighty vibe can get the job done.
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars and 97 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “I got this on a friends recommendation. This is the best lock-down purchase I could have bought. I am not longer spending my days filled with Facebook, wine and crappy zoom quizzes. Quiet enough that the housemate thinks I sleep too much due to the time spent alone, but strong enough that I lost the use of my legs a couple of times. Has relieved the pain of not being able to live my normal life and replaced it with multiple orgasms.” – Anonymous Amazon Reviewer XOPLAY Wireless Wand Massager, $, available at Amazon
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator
This bestselling clit vibrator uses suction to get you your most earth-shattering O yet.
The Hype: 3.9 out of 5 stars and 6,810 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “I was a bit skeptical as I have owned many different toys in the past and always found them a bit of a disappointment. But let me tell you. This, is a game changer. Imagine 100 perfectly formed angels going down on you, whilst soothing your soul and whispering in your ear the answer to all your problems. I’m 99% sure I passed over into the afterlife for a brief moment in time.” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer Satisfyer Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitorial Toy, $, available at Amazon
Happy Rabbit Vibrator
Consider this the grand-daughter of the original rabbit. Instead of loud, whirring beads, this whisper-quiet toy has a curved structure to hit your G-spot and ridges for a little bit of fun texture. And the bunny ears are perfectly positioned to hit your clitoris.
The Hype: 4.4 out of 5 stars
Real-Person Review: “This is truly almost exactly like the greedy girl vibe by fifty shades of grey just less expensive… I recommend !” – Anonymous Amazon Reviewer Happy Rabbit Happy Rabbit Happy Rabbit G-Spot Pink Vibrator, $, available at
Lelo Tiani 3
This remote-controlled, wireless vibe doesn’t just look fancy — Lelo’s Tiani can be used myriad ways to explore partner play.
The Hype: 3.2 out of 5 stars and 52 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Love it. Enough said…great to use inside and outside of the bedroom. You can tell the tiani is made out of top quality materials and since it’s is nice and flexible it forms well physiologically. The larger head vs some of the other toys out there helps to cover and focus on the right areas. I do wish the remote control didn’t vibrate so much, but in the end it’s more fun with it than without it.” – Anonymous Amazon Reviewer LELO Vibrator Toy, $, available at Amazon
Luxeluv G Spot Vibrator for Vagina Stimulation
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars and 714 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “This is unlike any vibrator i have ever had. The material is so smooth almost feels as good as.the real thing. It is super flexible and so quiet. Charges by USB so no need for any batteries. Stays charged for a while. Has multiple settings for different vibrations. Convenient button on end makes for easy setting changes during use. Comes with a great case for storage. Super easy to clean as well. Was not disappointed in this vibrator at all.”
LOVENSE Lush Bullet Vibrator
This bullet vibe can be controlled via app, so you can hand your partner the controls — even if they’re long-distance.
The Hype: 3.5 out of 5 stars and 57 ratings on Amazon “I let my significant other control it (he’s in Texas I’m in Virginia). The #1 rule was I couldn’t tell ANYONE I was wearing it. #2 is I had to wear it whenever he told me to. Battery life IS TOO LONG. I needed a break. Due to his petty nature and the strong battery, I was messing up math equations when I got called on in class. Dropping pens, kicking stuff and having outbursts in the back of the class. Because NO ONE knew what was going on (because of rule #1), it just looked like I stopped taking my crazy pills.” – Real-Person Review: billie fauntleroy, Amazon Reviewer Lovense Lush Bullet Vibrator, $, available at Amazon
Adorime G-Spot Rabbit Waterproof Dildo
This sex toy can be used solo or with a partner, and it’s versatile — it can be used for the penis, vagina, clitoris, anus, and even nipples.
The Hype: 4.4 out of 5 stars and 923 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “This is perfect size and shape. I like that you can control the speed of the top and bottom vibrators separately. It can become just a cock ring if you want, or just a vibrating dildo. It was so intense for my girlfriend, that she said, ‘This was the best sex I have ever had,’ while tears were rolling down her eyes after a few good orgasms and squirting.” – Bhushan, Amazon reviewer Adorime G-Spot Rabbit Waterproof Rechargeable 3 Motors Dildo, $, available at Amazon
Womanizer Pro40 Sensual Pleasure Enhancer
When it first came out, the unique suction power of the Womanizer made this sex toy almost as infamous as the
Sex And The City rabbit (almost). It looks kind of strange and the name throws a lot of people off (womanizer? really?), but many who’ve tried it say it has given them the most intense orgasm they’ve ever had.
The Hype: 4.1 out of 5 stars and 583 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “OH. MY. GOD. I was not expecting to love this product at all. I’m a traditional vibrator person usually but The Womanizer puts everything else to SHAME. I probably orgasmed within 45 seconds and not only that, had the most intense orgasm of my life. This product is WELL worth the price tag, I honestly don’t know how I lived life before this. I know what I’ll be doing this weekend.” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer Womanizer Womanizer Vibrator, $, available at Amazon
Treediride Wearable Vibrator Clitoris and G-Spot Stimulator
Want to try a butterfly vibrator? Get the best of both worlds – ahem, that would be clitoral and G-spot action – with a wearable toy that promises your biggest O yet.
The Hype: 4.3 out of 5 stars and 1,169 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “You can walk around, clean your house, go out for date night, etc., and no one will ever know you’re wearing this except for you and/or your partner. Every setting is unique and fun. It’s quiet enough to wear in public but only if the ambience can mask the small vibrating noise it produces. Make sure you and your partner get very familiar with the feel of the remote and know which buttons are which, so that if you do find yourself in a quiet grocery store on a Wednesday morning you can turn it off instead of turning it up!” — Hollyblack80, Amazon Reviewer Treediride Treediride Wearable Vibrator Clitoris and G-Spot Stimulator Remote Control Vibrate Masturbation Dildo Toys for AdultInvisible Wearable Vibrating Wand USB Rechargeable Silicone Clitoris Vagina Massager for Women, $, available at Amazon
Louviva Confetti Clear Dildo
The Hype: 4.5 out of 5 stars and 295 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever put in my body. It reminds me of a birthday cake, it’s so so cute. I actually bought it as a joke because of how cute it was but it’s definitely earned it’s spot in my routine. I like it because it stays slick and doesn’t dry easily, and it has a nice weight to it. Honestly my favorite nightstand occupant.” — Jessi, Amazon Reviewer
Phanxy Rechargeable Clitoral & G-spot Vibrator
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars and 301 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “Came in a really nice box. Easy to use and clean. The remote response works well and it’s nice that it charges via usb instead of batteries. And you also don’t have to use the remote if you don’t want to. You can change the setting right on the device.” — Vanessa, Amazon Reviewer
Rideable sex pillows take hands-free masturbation to a new level.
The Hype: 4 out of 5 stars and 69 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Absolutely love this thing! I usually have the hardest time trying to manoeuvre insertable toys and just give up and reach for my Hitachi, but with this I can keep them still, play in my favourite positions and at whatever rhythm and speed I need without wearing out my arms, and still have free hands for manual stimulation or using another toy.” — stressy1994, Amazon Reviewer Liberator Magic Wand Toy Mount, $, available at Amazon
Shibari Mini Halo
Amazon’s in-house brand of sex toys isn’t one to sleep on. Their answer to the OG magic wand has a 2019 update with a rechargeable USB port, premium-grade silicone, and 20 different vibration modes.
The Hype: 3.5 out of 5 stars and 1,83y reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “Need to knock one out but only have 30 seconds? You’ve found the right tool. Honestly, it’s too strong and too fast lol, but hey, men get to finish quickly and go on with their lives right? Lol.” – V. Smith, Amazon Reviewer
We-Vibe Anniversary Collection with Sync and Tango
Cool holographic purple exterior aside, this anniversary kit from We-Vibe is another Amazon gem. Two different vibrators allow you to explore a universe of sensations, while the optional app pairing allows you (or your partner) to control the pulses from the same bed, or on the other side of the world.
The Hype: 4 out of 5 stars and 40 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Everything in the kit works great. Partner especially loves the Tango for quickies or solo sessions. Sync is a lot of fun for a night in, or solo even with the app.” — K&D, Amazon Reviewer We-Vibe Couple Sex Toy, $, available at Amazon
Black Fanny Hill Vibrating Inflatable and Expandable Butt Plug
Ready to try butt stuff? A toy like this is great for beginners, thanks to its thin head and super flared base.
The Hype: 3.7 out of 5 out of 5 stars and 402 customer reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “This is great, really good value for money and pumps up really big considering its size when you first slide it in. I love pumping it to about 20 pumps and then popping it out, certainly makes me squeal” — Tammy, Amazon Reviewer Seven Creations 5-Inch Black Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug, $, available at Amazon
IMO Full Silicone Vibrating Cock
If you and/or your partner has a penis,
cock rings are lots of fun to play with (they can be fun with strap-on dildos, too). Toys like this one stretch over the penis or dildo and vibrate so both you and your partner feel a little (or big) tingle.
The Hype: 4 out of 5 stars and 938 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “If you are on the fence about getting this, just do yourself a favor and GET IT. I am still thinking about how wonderful this thing is days after I tried it out for the first time. I loved it, he loved it, completely happy with this purchase. If you are looking to spice up your sex life, get this. If you already have an amazing sex life, this will be next level. My only detractors are that a lot of the “speeds” are almost exactly the same, and it starts out in high instead of low. Some people mentioned that it’s not strong enough… I found it to be just fine. For the price, this was super nice!” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer
Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator
This vibrator is the proud recipient of a
now-viral Amazon review from a very ( very) satisfied customer. Here’s how it works: The suction and multiple vibration patterns pulse against your clit while the opposite end fits inside the vagina for double the intensity.
The Hype: 4.2 out of 5 stars and 3,210 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “My first time using it, I came pretty fast and it was pleasant. I thought okay cool, but not really amazing like the reviews. Wrong. Bish, LEARN HOW TO USE IT. It only comes with practice sis. Last night I had the best most intense orgasm of my life. That was probably my third time using it. It was a slow building, powerful, prolonged orgasm. Those are literally worth all the money in the world. The quality of the product is great and its nice looking, as I wasn’t looking for a toy that actually looked like a dick.” — Sydney A, Amazon Reviewer Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator, $, available at Amazon
Secret Servicer Anal Plugs Trainer
The perfect gift for your significant other (or yourself) if you want to ease into the world of anal.
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars and 55 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “The plugs are nice and soft, from the pictures it doesn’t do justice until you actually feel the plugs. Very good quality and like the box as well.” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer Heatop Training Toys, $, available at Amazon
Pipedream Products Icicles No 5
This glass dildo is microwave- and freezer-safe, making it a perfect pick for
The Hype: 4.6 out of 5 stars and 198 customer ratings on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Icicles are becoming my favourite toy! I was hesitant to use glass because I thought it would feel strange or be uncomfortable. I was wrong. The spiral detail on this piece is incredible, and the weight of it is very pleasant. It’s also easy to clean and non-porous. And as an added bonus- the pieces are beautiful!” — Brittney, Amazon Reviewer Pipedream Glass Dildo With Blue Spiral, $, available at Amazon
Sweet Vibrations Tulips – Complete Clitoris Vibrator
You can’t argue with a near-unanimous 5-star Amazon review. And it comes in three colors!
The Hype: 4.5 out of 5 stars and 192 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “I’ve owned a few vibrators throughout my life, and this is my favorite by far. There are so many different speeds and settings to try out, you can never get bored. The charge also lasts forever; I’ve had it for three weeks and haven’t even had to charge it once yet. The instruction manual was very informative and well-designed, just like the packaging. Great brand, I would definitely recommend as well as try more products from them!” – S.A., Amazon Reviewer
Treediride Wearable G-Spot Triple Massager
This vibrator simultaneously pleasures the clitoris, G-spot and anus all at the same time. It also comes with a remote AND it’s waterproof.
The Hype: 4.5 out of 5 stars and 200 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “This cute little kitty is absolutely adorable! She is small but purrs just right and in all the right places. Plus I love that the remote looks like a computer mouse to match the cat theme. It’s waterproof and charges fast so you can use it whenever and it last awhile. Most importantly for a toy like this it is surprisingly quiet so you could reasonably wear this toy out in public.” — H, Amazon Reviewer
The Original Magic Wand
The original Magic Wand earned a cult following in the 1960s when famous sexologist Betty Dodson deemed it the “Cadillac of vibrators.” But be warned: If intense vibrating power isn’t your thing, this is not the sex toy for you.
The Hype: 3.7 out of 5 stars and 548 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “Every woman should have one of these beside her bed so she can relax. Because everyone needs to relax. And sometimes you don’t have time to relax in a leisurely manner. And this item will help you relax quickly and with great intensity.It’s not too loud unless you are the sort of person who cannot relax quietly. Good product. Very relaxing. Very, very relaxing. You should buy one.” — Muneraven, Amazon Reviewer
LELO Hugo Remote Controlled Massager
This vibe is perfect for anyone who has a prostate, with two vibrating heads, one on the base and one on the tip. The remote control can be operated from up to 12 meters (about 40 feet) away, which makes this toy lots of fun for getting partners involved.
The Hype: 3.7 out of 5 stars and 66 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “What can I say. Pardon the pun but, it hits the spot!!! Powerful vibrations. Remote control is easy to use and incredibly tantalizing, whether in your own hand or in the hands of your partner.” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer
LELO Smart Wand Cordless Body Massager
Wands generally aren’t a discreet toy (they tend to be pretty loud), but the whisper-quiet vibrations on Lelo’s Smart Wand make this a toy you can use even when your roommate is home.
The Hype: 3.7 out of 5 stars and 145 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “This vibrator has changed my world. It’s expensive but well worth the investment. I’ve had mine for 6-7 months and it still works beautifully. It’s strong and has a ton of settings. It comes with a nice pouch and will work even when it’s charging.” — Miggiej, Amazon Reviewer
LELO Luna Beads
ICYMI: Kegel exercises are great for your pelvic floor, and can help with everything
from having amazing sex to avoiding urinary incontinence (aka, peeing yourself a little bit when you sneeze). You can absolutely do kegels without the help of a toy like this, but beads could make them more fun.
The Hype: 4.1 out of 5 stars and 676 reviews on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Honestly, I have only had these for two days so far. I started with just one of the pink beads on the first day and I didn’t even feel it (which is okay because I have been doing Kegal exercises for a while now) so I moved up to one blue bead the second day. They feel awesome and are super easy to use and you can REALLY tell that they are working. I would recommend them to everyone!” — Anonymous Amazon Reviewer LELO Kegal Balls, $, available at Amazon
Doc Johnson Realistic Cock with Removable Suction Cup
If realistic looking dildos are your thing, Doc Johnson has you covered. Toys like this one have a soft silicone outside and a harder inside. Plus, a suction cup bottom lets you use it totally hands-free.
The Hype: 4.2 out of 5 stars and 104 reviews on Amazon Real-Person Review: “Went ahead and took the plunge on this big guy and was not let down. It’s perfect, hard enough with just a little give. Best to warm up a bit first before attempting him. NOT for beginners, it’s thicker than you could imagine but once you get used to it, you’ll never think of using anything else.” — Pen Name, Amazon Reviewer
Touch by We-Vibe – Sculpted Clitoral Vibe
Unlike a basic bullet vibe, We-Vibe’s Touch is sculpted to give you different textures to play with. The flat side will provide a more general, all-over sensation while the pointed tip is there for direct stimulation on your clit (or whatever other body part you want to use it on).
The Hype: 3.9 out of 5 stars and 288 customer ratings on Amazon
Real-Person Review: “Spoke to the misses, she tried it whilst I was away for work, she came so hard she couldn’t walk for ten minutes.” – Anonymous Amazon Reviewer We-Vibe Clitoral Vibrator, $, available at Amazon
Waves G Spot Vibrator
The tip on this vibe is slightly curved to hit your g-spot with 10 different vibrating modes, and the metal handle makes it easy to maintain your grip.
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We-Vibe Rave G-spot Stimulator
As one reviewer said of this toy: “This. Is. It. My G-spot sings!”
Remember that one super famous episode of when Charlotte got so obsessed with her vibrator she was ready to give up having sex with real people? This is (basically) the vibrator that drove her crazy, cute little bunny ears and all.
Sex And The City
Note: Consider covering this toy with a condom before using it. The material used for the insertable portion (TPE or Thermoplastic Elastomer) is porous, and therefore
susceptible to bacteria growth…inside the toy.
Think of this like a rabbit for your backside. Two-headed dildos like this stimulate both your vagina and your anus. Just remember to use plenty of lube.
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