Another pandemic week down. The election is…gulp…coming up. Let’s all take a deep breath. Or sigh deeply. Or scream. Whatever works.
Anyway, we collected some good tweets to hopefully gift you a few laughs to end the week. Why? Why not. And we’ve been doing it for a while.
So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the week. Enjoy.
1. Just brilliant
Grandly writing “Jar Jar Bing, half-Chandler and half-Jar Jar” on the dry erase board and then leaving the writer’s room. Let those fucking geniuses figure out how to make it work, I’ve got to get home for dinner.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 29, 2020
2. Short kings, be wary
3. Mariah is NOT ready just yet
5. Some more Kim roasting
6. OK, last one roasting Kim
7. Kidding. This is technically still a Kim roast but it is a different Kim roast, at least.
8. Better luck next time
When you log on and the TL starts 25s, 57s, 1m, 1m, 2m then it’s already too late. a celebrity has done something weird in a video that dropped 3m ago and it’s already been picked apart w/ takes. Better luck next time you slow piece of shit.
— jeremy levick (@jeremylevick) October 30, 2020
9. Obligatory dril tweet
the tongue is the human body’s most powerful tooth
— wint (@dril) October 25, 2020
10. And another dril tweet
i think if tthe country got annihilated by nukes id “Lay low” for a bit and “Wait it out”
— wint (@dril) October 27, 2020
11. This is not an especially original or good tweet, to be honest, but I will take any chance I get to share this video
12. The struggle
Clang clang clang goes my heater ding ding ding we’re in hell
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) October 30, 2020