We found 17 good tweets that’ll hopefully give you a chuckle. And you better believe we included some tweets about Taylor Swift’s surprise album. So, yep, here they are, 17 good tweets from this week.
2. Is she a model?
I miss bars. I miss ordering a nice drink and having multiple people ask me if I’m a model. Then more people ask me if I’m a model. Everyone at the bar would start yelling “are you a model?!”until I’d have to stand on the bar and make a formal announcement that I am NOT a model
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) July 21, 2020
3. What does he mean by this
5. Fine, I’ll go
oh sorry! i didn’t have a tweet prepared. can someone else please go
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) July 19, 2020
6. Wait… you can just… take the plastic off the chair?
7. Quarantine brain is no joke
I had a dream last night I couldn’t remember my third child’s name. It was so horrible. I woke up determined to remember.
20 mins after I woke up, I realized I have no third child.
— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) July 23, 2020
8. Let the Old Gods lie
Going to make scrambled eggs and garlic bread for dinner. The Old Gods lie rotting in their crypts. Their orphan children caper to the sound of idiot drums.
— grillpilled_cushbomb (@cushbomb) July 23, 2020
9. Obligatory dril tweet
cant wait to hop on the pc and look at more juvenile barnum and bailey shit , aka posts.
— wint (@dril) July 23, 2020
10. A good pup battling a noodle
11. A good true post
“Time flies when you’re having fun” sir it is March 144th I am in so much pain
— jon drake 🐺 (@DrakeGatsby) July 22, 2020