Another quarantine week down! Only an indeterminate, indefinite, perhaps infinite amount left to go.
I’m here to deliver some good tweets from this week to you. We’ve been because we’re all stuck inside and sometimes it’s good to laugh at tweets. Sure, Twitter is often (frequently) bad, but sometimes it’s good. So, you know, here they are… 17 good tweets.
1. Love to live in 2020
2. Speed does NOT care
3. I miss this guy. A simpler internet.
a guy you rarely see on twitter anymore is the “But is it a sandwich?” guy. from 2011-2016, if you tweeted about food, you were bound to attract this guy in multitudes. thanks to low engagement, this guy is scarcely seen today. always a little bittersweet to lose a type of guy
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) August 3, 2020
4. Obligatory dril tweet
go to www. info .men to learn how to recite the Men’s Prayer and help put a gun in covid19’s mouth
— wint (@dril) August 4, 2020
5. I feel this deep in my bones.
“I’ll hit em back later when I have the energy to respond”
[6 days later]
— Aaron West (@oeste) August 3, 2020
6. Plant the beans. Just do it and be legends.
I love wild-ass places like Arkansas for getting a bunch of weird Chinese seeds in the mail and instantly going
i’ m g o n n a p l a n t t h e m s u m b i t c h e s a n d
g o d c a i n ‘ t s t o p m e
— BUM CHILLUPS, NPR CLASS PUNDIT (@edsbs) August 4, 2020
7. It is.
8. I think this is exactly how I looked in the theater.
9. Who could possibly devote three to five minutes to a new song?
Me: I love my friends. Their interests? Incredible. Their tastes? Impeccable. I would die for them. If there’s a single thing they asked of me I literally could not possibly hesitate
Friend: Hey check out this cool song
Me: Haha cool maybe
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 5, 2020
11. Just an octopus going off. Nothing else.
12. This sounds delightful.
i know i did a good job of shutting off my brain last week because the only thing i wrote in my IDEAS file was “iced tea best drink”
— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) August 3, 2020
13. D.A.N.N.Y. M.A.R.I.N.A.R.A.
14. This is me. I am this meme.
15. Just boys talking about stuff, being dudes, living like guys.
16. He missed it.
17. And finally,
small tangerines all my homies
— chris (@chrisfolse) August 6, 2020