The internet is often filled with content so bad you’ll want to scream “NOOOO GOD NO” like Michael Scott on The Office, and today is no different.
Remember that U.S. Open fan who was caught controversially dipping her chicken tenders in soda? Well, she just dropped a ridiculously cringe-worthy music video for a song called “Chicken Soda.”
In the tune reminiscent of “The Chicken Dance,” Alexa Greenfield reflects on her unexpected journey into the spotlight and teaches listeners how to dunk their tenders in a carbonated beverage.
To get people hyped about her upcoming line of dipping sauce, Greenfield poses next to some cars, wears some flashy clothing, and even, uh, bathes in a tub of cola and tenders.
Watch at your own risk, but be warned: You’ll never be able to un-see the unholy events that take place at 1:13.